So, I've already picked out my bride. But I started thinking that the rest of you useless bastards I call friends and aquaintences might wanna jump on this shit. People I haven't seen in years are sending money and shit, and stuff and more shit. That's not even counting the honeymoon. We're going skydiving, deep-sea fishing, and I'm gonna put it in her butt again. Shit, if this keeps up, I'm gettin married every other year or so. Fuckin' Jackpot. Here's a bride for those of you who aren't picky. Mental, but OK looking.
I was wandering through pornland today, and came across this. (no nudity, but your mom would either finger herself, or shake her head in disspointment at you for looking) Thought it was interesting what turns some guys on. Though it's hard to think of anything funnier than some snooty bitch trying to maintain her fucking cool while reaching up her asshole to pull her Gucci swimsuit out.
Well, even though I don't partake anymore, I know that a couple of you out there probably need to sharpen up their skills. Baaaaaaaakeeeeeeerrrrrrr.
Holy SHIT!! I have a new mission in life. I am going to build one of these.
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Fucking right.
6 comments:
Thank you sir...spank you berry much.
Ha! thats a good one, but I doubt lubrication, light or no, is ever used or even pondered.
Whats up with the partake link?
-deadbeatin
Larry, don't you have bankruptcy to file?
trav, dunno why it won't work for you, it was a joint-rolling game.
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