Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Quitting drinking fucking sucks

Yes, it does. It sucks beyond any Dyson on the god damn planet. Yeah, no shit. A vaccuum should suck with no loss of suction. Only problem is, your stupid yellow abortion functions as well as a game of Twister at a retirement home. Get a new fucking accent, queer.

Xbox 360 is out now. Don't see what all the hooplah is about. Slightly better graphics, if you have the display to support them, and more online game play. You know what? If you insist on playing video games, at least have enough self-respect to have friends to play with, together, in the same room. Link that shit together. Chan Wun from Nagano doesn't care about you. You won't get together this weekend and go on a double date. Stop wasting your time. Follow this little advice and you might find that hunt for the mystical "vagina" will go a little better.