Is there anything cooler?

When you think of cool, I mean, mega-crap-your-pants kinda cool, does anything beat the idea of Transformers Breakdancing? That shit's hype as fuck.

Damn, this automated bitch on the phone is so nice. "Please continue to hold..." She's just so damn reassuring that someone will be with me shortly. I hate being on hold. They always trick you by cutting of the Muzak for a second, making you think that someone is going to help you, only to bring on an automated voice stroking your fucking ego. Know what? Get fucked. Just gimme sweet, sweet silence.

Q:What did the bow-legged Doe have to say?
A:That's the last time I do that for ten bucks again.

You ever wonder how much automated voice bitches get paid? Think about it. If you have AT&T wireless, and QWEST for your home phone, as do I, then you'll notice it's the same hussie on both services. I could be dead asleep, and have that voice whisper, "Thumb your ass", and I'd do it, because I always do what the nice lady says. It gives me that warm, fuzzy feeling, not unlike drinking a wine-cooler and watching "Sleepless in Seattle". Know what I mean?






















Fag.