Why the fuck don't they put some shopping carts towards the rear of the grocery store? Or at least setup some fucking carry carts or something. I go in the grocery store to buy some tampons for the little lady, and I end up walking out looking like a human jenga puzzle, with shit stacked all across my torso, carefully balanced, while avoiding glares from people noticing the huge box of tampons.

These posts are short because my computer is shit. I'll buy a new one in a week or so. Until then, check this shit out. That fool got off lucky. Good thing he's not the crack-head that stole my shit.