Monday, September 27, 2004

Mouth Fart

Sometimes I can't help wandering what society would be like if we farted out of our mouths. I'm sure that people with halitosis would consider it a blessing, considering everybody would have shit-mouth. Imagine some actress whipping out a fart-bag during an important award ceremony. I think that would humble a lot of assholes, for sure. No pun intended.


Oh, I gotta go. My wife is bent over picking up toys, and for some reason it's the sexiest thing I've seen in forever.

Gotta get me some.

4 comments:

SergDun said...

hey shitbag, you should read CounterClock World, it's this Philip K Dick book about this alternate reality were everything is backwords. Like you get younger and eventually climb into a womb. But what relates this shit to your post is that people are embarassed to eat infront of one another, the roles of consuming food has been switched with shitting food. Like there is a scene where this dude is eating and his wife almost walks in on him and he freaks out, I think its funny stuff. Oh also in the dead come back to life and there are the people whose job it is to help them make the transition back to life, its pretty strange shit.

peep the technique here

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