Hello Again....Hello

Well, forget the hyperlinks, kids.


I have so much material, it's burning in my mind. I hardly know where to begin. Let's just start from fresh, after the beginning. Today, I found myself wandering through Roseville, looking for a particular store. On our route, I came across a most disturbing image.

Imagine riding with your family (or future family, you single losers) and coming across a store. Not like any other, but unlike anything you've ever seen. An 80 year old woman was hunched over the sidewalk. Nothing too crazy there. But what was on the pavement was definitely a surprise.














Vomit. (eat the spaces serg) That's right. The second day that I spend in this stupid state floods me with images of senior citizens vomiting outside of Mervyns (I thought they went out of business).

People, there are tales to tell. A tattoo artist with a lisp, drunken screams of 'comin' at ya yeeeeee-haaaaaahhhh', homosexuals asking to see it, retarded in-laws, and much, much more. Thanks for keeping in touch, fools.




Now go here, and do something worthwhile with your life. Dig? Bad movie, my ass.





Peace and deer meat grease....