What a disgusting day...

I was heading to a job after a healthy Del Taco lunch when I took a drag off my cigarette. No big deal, except that it triggered my gag reflex, and I quickly had to vomit. You know when you have to throw up (and you're sober), you've only got a few precious seconds to find something to spew in. My only option was a Home Depot plastic bag. I grabbed it, while driving with one shaking knee (in the fast lane) and opened it, spilling my guts into it. I continue to have to vomit into the bag, while driving with no hands, trying to look at the road, for the next few minutes, while I try to manuver to the side of the road. Since there was no place to pullover, immediately, I eventually found myself in a professional building's parking lot, finishing off.

Since I'm in a company rig, there's no way I can dump the bag, uptight rich assholes would call me in, for sure. No trash can around. Fuck. So I wrap it in another plastic bag. So I finish the job, all the while my vomit sack is sitting in the work van. On the drive home; again, with no trash cans around, I get stuck in bumper to bumper traffic...with a sack of vomit right beside me. Disgusting, but funny.