We don't exist!!!

Remeber when you could call a company and talk to a real person? Yeah, well those days are fucked. And if you do, by some miracle, get connected to a person before you pass out from hunger & dehydration for waiting to long, they can't speak the fucking language. Everytime.

I tried to call AT&T/Cingular to pay my bill. I went online first, of course, but my number was not recognized. Probably due to my cancelling service, because their customer support is equivalent to a sweat shop in Poland. (they do exist)

So I call them and get some cute fucking automated voice that can understand my speech. Or so I thought. The fucking machine kept running me around in circles for ever. It couldn't match my social security number to the fucking account number or some shit. Then the bitch would tell me that she'd connect me to a real person, only to be fucking re-routed through the same shit again.

Why is it when they want money, they can sure as fuck get ahold of you, but when you wanna pay, they make it a fucking adventure? Baby I got yo' money. But now I"m finna spend it on crack instead.

It finally took me YELLING, literally, "You stupid fucking machine, let me talk to a real fucking person right fucking NOW." Over 10 times, before the machine realized my superior debating skills, and gave up. But it got its revenge, as I was put into a call queue for over 30 minutes.

I gave up after 10. Fuck AT&T, and fuck machines.