I'm sorry. I did not realize that out of millions of people on the internet , only one person could be SpecialK - a cereal for women with a catchy name suitable for anyone whose name has a K in it.
You're 23, with an underage wife, with a smoking and drinking problem and you love swearing. I think anyone who would compare our blogs would know we're different people. If your blog is authentic, and you're really that depressed, seek help. -SpecialK
you dick. I REALLY REALLY had to pee when I looked at that pic. Do you know how embarassing it is running cross-legged out my office through a call center and down the hall to the bathroom?!
I don't think you do. Keep that in mind next time.
Oh, funny story - I went camping this last wknd with Amity and all of her old friends from high school as part of a wedding reception thing (I know, weirdos). Anyways, its getting to be pretty late and I've drank and smoked myself silly. There's about 6 of us around the campfire and I'm standing with my back towards it with ppl on either side of me sitting in chairs facing it. Well, my ass is about the same distance away from the fire and as high as their heads. And I rip one. A long, loud one. Of course everyone is drunk/stoned and kinda quiet, staring at the fire-- and there is no ignoring it. I have no idea what happened...but it was non intentional. So, I jump and turn at the same time immediately looking into the 2 faces I just farted on. Over the hysterical laughter I miserably try to explain it was an accident...but no one really cared. They just laughed...a lot.
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Hey, PAL.
I'm sorry. I did not realize that out of millions of people on the internet , only one person could be SpecialK - a cereal for women with a catchy name suitable for anyone whose name has a K in it.
You're 23, with an underage wife, with a smoking and drinking problem and you love swearing. I think anyone who would compare our blogs would know we're different people. If your blog is authentic, and you're really that depressed, seek help.
-SpecialK
Well, I, for one, would love to see an ebeating.
My money is on the guy with the underage wife.
you dick. I REALLY REALLY had to pee when I looked at that pic. Do you know how embarassing it is running cross-legged out my office through a call center and down the hall to the bathroom?!
I don't think you do. Keep that in mind next time.
Oh, funny story -
I went camping this last wknd with Amity and all of her old friends from high school as part of a wedding reception thing (I know, weirdos). Anyways, its getting to be pretty late and I've drank and smoked myself silly. There's about 6 of us around the campfire and I'm standing with my back towards it with ppl on either side of me sitting in chairs facing it. Well, my ass is about the same distance away from the fire and as high as their heads. And I rip one. A long, loud one. Of course everyone is drunk/stoned and kinda quiet, staring at the fire-- and there is no ignoring it. I have no idea what happened...but it was non intentional. So, I jump and turn at the same time immediately looking into the 2 faces I just farted on. Over the hysterical laughter I miserably try to explain it was an accident...but no one really cared. They just laughed...a lot.
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Amity has some messed up friends, trav. Cute story.
Well done!
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