How to make a couple million, and make America Stupid

Bring it on, Drumline, 'cuz You got served. Three movies, same fucking story. Here's the math:

Add one part competition.
One part Ethnic coolness.
One part racial tension.
One part Top 40 soundtrack.
One part "evil cool guy".
Then, subtract the following;
Creativity
Storyline
Plot
Good Acting

What you get is a piece of shit. But there's a special ingredient needed to make these films suspensful. Ready?




A TIE!!!!

No, not a decorative piece of neck clothing, but a situation which requires the two opposing forces to face off and show their shit.

But let the underdogs win. For God's sake, don't forget that.

I just cannot stand these droves of mindless media that are attacking the youth and telling people what is cool. You got served is not about breakdancing. All dancers like that are in fact homosexual. I'm sure there's a union.

Cheerleading is stupid. No movie on earth can make cheerleading cool. Nobody gets pepped up by your cheers. We're waiting for a panty shot, or a boob to fall out. That is all.

And marching band is for nerds. Period. Sorry Adam, but it's for nerds. I love percussion, but there is no need to sit down and watch Mr. Cannon try and act street in fucking band class.

Also, there is nothing fast and furious about Paul Walker or whatever. Dude couldn't sound more white trying to sound more black if he tried. I think he's trying. Unless he actually buys into his own bullshit. "Hey bro, listen to me." God damn.

Then they had to go make fucking Biker Boyz and Torque 'cuz the two wheeler cock feelers couldn't be left out. I know there's a Semi-Truck movie coming out soon....wait....something's coming to me...ahh yes.

Black Dog. Perhaps that steaming pile of failure is the reason all of these crap movies started. But for some reason, I'm hard pressed to believe that MeatLoaf is capable of starting a diet, let alone a hollywood trend.