Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Craptastic...

Well, without the wonders of bloggerbot working for pictures, I must paint something nice for you. I have recentley moved to a very nice neighborhood. One that is very much out of my price range. But thank god for creative financing.

Anyway, as I came home from work the other day, I noticed that there was some kind of care package on my porch. As I opened it, it appeared that junk e-mail has infiltrated the suburbs without the use of the internet. See, by receiving this gift, I was instructed by the letter to make 2 (two, idiots) copies of this little gift bag, to give to other neighbors, all the while displaying a cute little "Boo!" sign in my window, thus displaying the fact that I have received the treats.

So I found myself in a dilemma. If I chose to receive the gift, and not follow the rules, chances are that the queen bitch in the neighborhood would find me out, and make my life hell. If I did, I waste money that I could spend on booze on stupid gift bags/shit. I get no credit this way.

Make no mistake. I do not give gifts for the so-called-"joy of giving". I do it to receive thank you's, or gifts in return. Selfish? C'mon, let's just call it what it is. HONEST.


Fudge a gift, and fuck 'Booing' other neighbors. (that's the petname for chainmailing other people in the community.)



Fucking somebody get me another pic server besides bloggerbot, cuz the crap ain't working. Or better yet, e-mail me, or whatever, and tell me what the fuck happened to my shit. Happy fucking holidays or whatever...

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