Cumin' on the Weekend

What better way to spend the weekend than laughing at rice? Seriously, I have no idea what goes through these kids' minds. It's pretty damn retarded. Click over to Beer and Rap and read all about Serg's frusteration with the issue. He's better at the whole anger thing than I am.

Here are some random thoughts:

-Today is International Left Handers day.

-Paris Hilton is not hot.

-They all look the same to me.

-Man, I've had the shits bad for the past three days. I'll be doodley-fuckin' around, then suddenly grab my gut and head for the hole. It's like pissing warm Dr. Pepper out of my ass. Not pretty.

-Last night I drove a motorcycle drunk. Friends, there are few things in this world that can be as frightening as this. Then again, it was also the most fun I've had in quite some time.

Ok, here's the reason why women shouldn't drive, work, or think. Damn.